Jun
2
hands down, my all time favorite film couple.
channeling northern exposure.
i was that girl who wore a back brace in middle school.
FASHION ICON.
1986.
this pretty much looks like me and jason on a regular day.
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i love when i go to parties and hog up someone’s bathroom because i’m too busy puking.
but….for the record….it wasn’t because i drank too much, or was sick.
i think i just ate a really really rich dinner: cocktail, 1/2 a burger, 1/2 a salad, frozen yogurt, beer.
then stood outside in the muggy ass (ok honestly slightly “cool”) austin texas night with a FIRE PIT going on behind me.
then drove home and spewed up all the water i drank before i left the party.
other than that, i got to see some great old friends and even met a new one.
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wow. i seriously neeeeeeed these.
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Jun
1
Literary Greats In Their Bathing Suits
- Sylvia Plath
- Virginia Woolf & Clive Bell
- Ernest Hemingway
- F. Scott Fitzgerald & Zelda FItzgerald
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Eugene O’Neill (& wife Carlotta Monter)
- Peter Orlovsky, Jack Kerouac and William S. Burroughs
- Anne Sexton
- Tennessee Williams
- Truman Capote
obligatory reblog. because.
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VICE WRITERS
Music Reviews
Rating: X(((((((
Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.
i’m gonna cut this dude’s dick off and stuff it in his mouth. shut the fuck up you piece of shit thomas morton.
JUBILEE BEST OF BRITISH PLAYLIST
these are some songs to represent the jubilee and being proud to be british god saveeee the queeeen
THE BEATLES-HERE COMES THE SUN
SPICE GIRLS-SAY YOU’LL BE THERE
THE VERVE-BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
had to reblog this. i went through a very deep and long british music phase as a teen and into my early twenties.
do you want to wrestle?
also i cannot resist anytime that keller and beecher wrestle.
the layers of clothing just keep coming off.
and i honestly DO appreciate it from a wrestler’s stance, too.
yes that’s right. i wrestled in high school.
so i’m not just a pervert. but a pervert that can wrestle.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV MOMENTS FROM OZ.
chris meloni/chris keller
hottest gay homophobic sociopathic murder EVER.
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i must be really bored.
i already bought my friend’s wedding gift but i keep looking at all their registry stuff.
honestly…i can’t wait to get married so i can just have people go shopping for me and give me what i tell them to give me.
cause you know. that’s what marriage is all about.
this is what i would wear if i was the actual assassin in our UKWAP.
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breakfast.
- me: mom, do we have anything for breakfast?
- mom: ummm...
- me: i mean...even cereal? anything?
- mom: you can have one of clyde's protein bars...and there is some string cheese.
- me: mom...you knew i was coming here.
- mom: yeah i know.
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